Anyway, that's about as much detail as i'd like to go into, and as much as i'm sure you're all prepared to hear. It's not exactly all that pleasant, afterall. Although if any other lady has had that experience out there, I now understand what it feels like.
So, my post title wasn't actually meant to be associated with that part of my post. Well, maybe the shocking part, and the reason why my post isn't always sexy.
This is the sexy: